"We're very cold"

Climate protesters are at it again, this time on the M25.  Before I go on I want to share a quote from Laura Norton of Just Stop Oil.

“We're very cold... some of us will be wearing adult incontinence pants, some of us will be taking Imodium, so it's uncomfortable.”

Well, there's a few problems there.  Don't claim to be cold in a heatwave.  You aren't. Hundreds of thousands of people feel "very cold" and worse every year, I'll give you a hint, they aren't sitting on a motorway in the middle of a heatwave.

If you are wearing adult incontinence pants, why are you doing that? They aren't there for idiots to protest in.  They aren't even called incontinence pants.  They are continence pants/aids because they are there to help adults who have illnesses and circumstance that means they are having support to carry on with their everyday lives.  They are there to give them confidence to live their lives.  Not so you can sit on a motorway like a wally.  They are also in short supply.

Taking a drug like Imodium when you don't have diarrhoea is also playing with your health.  When you are bunged up because you've interfered with your healthy bowel then please DO NOT ask the NHS to help.  You did it.  Accept the consequences.  Imodium bulks up what is in your bowel so if it isn't loose then you're bulking up bulk.  Think about that. 

Basically, these protestors will end up full of shit.

Laura Norton from "Just Stop Oil"

Moving back to why they are there.  They might have a point, but even if they did, you can't stop a motorway from moving.  Folk going to and from their work need to do so and if you are preventing them from doing so then hold your head in shame.  You're an idiot.  They say that they'll stay there until oil is gone.  Wrong.  Re-think your priorities.  You CANNOT demand the end to something with a sit in on a motorway.  However, after a few minutes in the sun they later said they would just stay until Friday.  I mean, of course, they need to spend the weekend with the little darlings zooming around the countryside in their gas guzzlers. 

West Midlands Police tweeted that they are dealing with it.  "Hey guys, we are up with the people.  Mrs Green has just been burgled, love, deal with it, but ooooh, Myrtle the Turtle has just been called a Tortoise.  Armed police are on the scene."

That's just a representation of a scene.  Yet one that could happen.  Maybe.

If this was a sit in from a crowd of football supporters who unfurled a sign from a bridge and sat down on a motorway then it wouldn't matter what they were saying, the police would be along pronto to shift them along and no doubt throw a few in the cells for good measure.

Laura Norton has made the bold claim that our children won't make thirty.  I mean, I think they probably will.  Unless they sit on motorways in extreme heat, piss about with their bodies using drugs that are meant to aid functions, not stop and control them; and aren't born to complete clowns.